Jerry Visits Gettysburg
Jerry takes trips alone sometimes. A while ago, he went to Gettysburg. Here is his story:
“I decided to take a walk. I ended up getting disoriented in the woods because, you know, one tree looks like another. And I was walking around the woods and I thought I knew the general direction to get back but I just thought, ‘I’ll take a walk. I’ll survey the scene.’ I was kind of getting a little panicky because I didn’t know one tree from another.”
“I ended going into this clearing where there’s like this long path and there’s headstones on either side. Way off in the distance, I saw this woman taking a power walk… I was lost. It was pretty far away from my car, so what I ended up doing was waiting for her to get to me. When she finally got to me minutes later, I asked her, ‘Can you tell me how to get back to the main road so I can get back to my car?'”
What happened next was far more interesting than most trips to Gettysburg.
“I haven’t been back to Gettysburg since.”