Cheapest Hotel In Town
You know you’re in the cheapest hotel in town when you wake up to the strains of The Hangover Song coming through the wall of your hotel room. The sing song tune is easy to master and the lyrics are simple:
I have a hangover! [repeat ad infinitum]
Ironically, your hotel neighbors can only sing The Hangover Song if they are still slightly drunk from the night before.
Note: This rule does not apply if you are staying in Las Vegas, New Orleans or Atlantic City. You may be awoken by The Hangover Song even in the finest hotels in those cities.